Boo Dumb Presidents, Yay Dead Presidents!

Website: IRS.gov

Well by now, some of you have heard that our President is retarded, some of you have attempted to hear him try to explain himself: as to why he did what he did, why the current state of our economy sucks, so on and so forth. If you’re like me, you will recall that it sounded worse out of his mouth than you actually remembered it in your own head and unfortunately I’m not talking about the fact that he can’t pronounce half the words he’s reading off the teleprompter.

Well, in an attempt to reconcile and make people approve him, we will all be provided with a Stimulus Check, provided that you paid your taxes by the 15th deadline. Each of us will receive $300 - $600 each and if you have kids claimed as dependants, then you get an extra $300 per kid. The more money you make, the lower the amount on the check, actually you might not even receive anything at all.

Here is the Big Question: After all the spending on the war, which obviously cant even afford to house our own troops properly, and the fact that we are most definitely falling for a “recession” even though nobody wants to admit it, where does all this money come from? Hmmmm? Can somebody say “we are totally in debt to other countries?”

Anyhow, if you’re like us and love extra cash on hand or can’t wait to spend it all, (which is what our government is hoping for so that we get back into a spending mode instead of the worry-wort mode we currently are in,) we have provided you with the Payment Schedule. Just figure out the last Two Digits of your SSN # and match it to the left column. Try not to spend it all in one place.